I have loved my wife for 62 years. I love her more than I can express. She loves me most of the time. She is, however a real comic. An example of her humor follows.
Recently, it has been very
difficult for me to do those things that in the past were easy to do. For this
reason, thought it would be wise to get a complete physical exam. After the exam and as I was dressing, the
doctor was giving my wife the results of the exam.
“your husband is
suffering from a very serious stress disorder.
“If you don’t follow
these instruction, he will surely die:
“Each morning fix him
a healthy breakfast.
“Be pleasant at all
times regardless of what he is or isn’t doing.
“For lunch make him a
nutritious meal.
“For dinner prepare
him an exciting new type of meal.
“No chores, no
nagging.
“Give him lots of
love and affection.
“Oh yes, and let him
catch you on occasion, when he chases you.
“Do this for the next
year and he’ll regain his health completely”
As we were walking out of the clinic,
I asked my wife what the doctor had said?
She replied, “he said
you were going to die.”
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